From the masterpiece Running With Scissors:
B
I'm drivin' a truck
E B
Drivin' a big ol' truck
B F# F#7
Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck
B E C#
Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn
B F# B
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on
B
My diesel rig is northward bound
E
It's time to put that hammer down
B F# F#7
Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by
B
I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel
E
But it's sure hard to hold the wheel
B F# B
While I'm still waiting for my nails to dry
G#m E
Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick
B
in that rear view mirror
C# F# F#7
And my pink angora sweater fits so tight
B
I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight
E C#
Well, I sure hope my seams are straight
B F# B
Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight
B
Because I'm drivin' a truck
E B
Drivin' a big ol' truck
B F# F#7
Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck
B
Got these eighteen wheels-a-rollin'
E C#
until the break of dawn
B F# B
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on
(GUITAR SOLO)
B E
B F# F#7
B E C#
B F# B
G#m E
Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties
B
creep right up on me
C# F# F#7
And my nipple rings don't bother me too much
B
But when I hit those big speed bumps
E C#
My darling little rhinestone pumps
B F# B
Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutch
B
But still I'm drivin' a truck
E B
Drivin' a big ol' truck
B F# F#7
Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make a buck
B E C#
Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon
B F# B
While I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on
(Key Change)
C#
I'm drivin' a truck
F# C#
Drivin' a truck
C# G# G#7
Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck
C# F# D#
And I'm late for my appointment down at the hair salon
C# G# G# C#
So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high heels on
C# F# C#
My high heels on!
