the LOCUST

• The Unwilling...Led By The Unqualified...Doing The Unnecessary...For The Ungrateful
  
• Book Of Bot
  
• Movement Across The Membrane
  
• Tower Of Mammal
  
• Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
  
• Hairspray Suppository
  
• Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
  
• Red
  
• Kill Roger Hedgecock
  
• Get Off The Cross The Wood Is Needed
  
• Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
  
• Practiced Hatred
  
• Consenting Abscess
  
• Hairy Mouth
  
• One Manometer Away From Mutually Assured Relocation
  
• Helios
  
• Half-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office, The
  
• Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear
  
• We Have Reached An Official Verdict: Nobody Gives A Shit
  
• Hot Tubs Full Of Brand New Fuel
  
• The Perils of Believing in Round Squares
  
• Backbones of Jack Asses
  
• Wet-Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
  
• Solar Panel Asses
  
• Wet Dream War Machine
  
• Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
  
• Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes
  
• New Tongue Sweepstakes
  
• Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
  
• Straight from the Horses Mouth
  
• An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
  
• Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles an Hour
  
• Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby
  
• Live From The Russian Compound
  
• Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here
  
• AOTKPTA
  
• Ass Gravity
  
• Emancipation Fuckers
  
• Moth-Eaten Deer Head
  
• Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover)
  
• Twenty-three Full-Time Cowboys
  
• Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
  
• This Is Radio Surgery
  
• Flight of The Wounded Locust
  
• How To Become A Virgin
  
• Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
  
• Futile Agreement
  
• Sever The Toe
  
• How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
  
• Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality